LifeOfASkinnyIndieKid

My Year In Reflection...and In The End

2010-12-31T18:22:00.000Z

Well, last night I decided to end my Blog, but I also thought about all the things that have happened this year, some really good and some just really shit, and also I just don't have the time for this any more.

I originally wanted to keep the title as "...and in the end." just because it sums up the final post and is also one of my favourite Beatles lyrics, but as the majority of this post is about 2010 then yeah. YGM.

The rain forest has been killed.

So this is probably going to be a long read but I'll just section everything off as I go along.

This is my Blog, and you'll probably dislike me:

Well I started this Blog in April after realising that I complain about a lot of things in life and I feel the need to tell everyone about these complaints, but apparently with over 100 views a day people wanted to hear them.

I've Blogged about things from creating my first fried egg to starting a hate campaign against the 'Sleeping bag tramp of Derby' after he took my money. But aside from Blogging about things which have made people laugh I think I've pointed out some valid points:

- Most people I know follow trends constantly and will change their ways immediately in order to stay popular

- Old people walk too slow

- The staff in Subway can't tessellate cheese

- David Cameron and Nick Clegg are both cunts.

I am disappoint.

But to top this last bit off, I actually want to thank people who read this load of shit every time I posted, but still if you look at it, it was all for nothing. David Cameron is still a cunt, old people still walk slow and Subway staff will never change. But at least we have acknowledged these things now.

The chino problem:

This is something that became pretty huge near the end of 2010, and that's most teenage and young adults who used to be quite chavy started wearing chinos, now I must say I wear them myself after I found them to be really comfortable, however one thing I don't get is why did they all pick the same style and colour? Did you all accidently get dressed in the same wardrobe or are you too afraid to admit that you wear them because your friends do?

Paper bags for trousers.

Can't we all just get along? Maybe? No? Of course not your a dick.:

This year I came to the conclusion that people can't have normal discussions about one subject without them turning into an argument, people always have to become so defensive about what they are talking about. What's the problem with taking on other peoples opinions and countering them with yours?

Maybe if we did this then more people would start becoming individuals and understanding there are more things in life than what you think. People are afraid of becoming their real self, this has been shown by the people that have ruined gigs for me, or people that are listening to the same music you listened to when they took the piss out of you for listening to it in the first place.

This is sort of taking away the main point of every one listening to each others opinions but it does piss me off how people will do what they do because other people do it.

But hey that's my opinion and you have a right to counter it with yours. LOL JK I'm right.

So gigs, aren't they just places where those grebby people go? Oh hey want to come to a gig?! Yeah sure :

You see there used to be days when gigs used to be fun, where you met people who genuinely liked the same type of music you did, or where you used to feel privilidged to be standing in the band room at The Vic. But nope those days are over.

Gigs have slowly died out unless the people playing them are well-known bands, before at gigs you could crowd-surf at a cafe however now you just stand with your hands in your pocket not making a movement.

No more of that grebby stuff

This year has been pretty shit, just like how I think this Blog is going at the moment (It sounded so much better in my head) I've realised that people can change instantly and you can lose some of your best-friends to this, but I've also realised that because of this you find better people who you have more of a connection with than your previous friends.

Other things like people don't know what makes a good album, a few good singles doesn't make the album good, an album needs to flow or tell a story but each song needs to tell its own little part but be as good as the singles that are released with it.

Listen to this or Abbey Road all the way through and you'll understand

I've also noticed that I'm more outgoing with people and a lot more honest with myself and others, for example if I think someone's a cunt, I usually say it. But I've gone away from the shy self that I actually am and just accept that I'm much happier being this way and I won't be changing myself because it's another year.

Even though this year has been shit, Ynot has been an incredible highlight of it which showed me you can be put in a field with thousands of strangers and not meet a single bad person but be involved with a bunch of people that don't mind coming into your gazebo and sitting on your inflatable sofa and have a quick drink, or you would bump into someone and they would say hey I'm a person how are you?

We didn't however expect this to happen in our camp

Well this is the end of my Blog, hopefully for good but I have a plan for 2011 and that's to think the year is going to be shit, so that everything that happens to me will seem good in contrast to the year and that's probably better than thinking everything is going to be okay, when actually your more likely to be disappointed.

We should all be as proud as these two young lads

I have some big stuff happening in 2011, I'll turn 18, get some tattoos and go to uni which all seem Blog-worthy but in a time where nothing you say is going to change anything there is no motivation to keep writing what is on your mind.

Don't forget 2011 will be shit.

Bizzle.

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Operations Formally Known As Black

2010-11-08T17:44:00.004Z

Well If your a late teen/young adult then it's again that time of the year where a certain game comes out that ultimately attracts scores such as 9.6/10 or just 10/10. This Blog post is to not slate/slag off this game or it's franchise but simply to educate gamers about the company it comes from and to support smaller or less known developers who are creating better and more innovative games.

Oh and If you haven't caught onto what I'm on about this might give you a clue.

The Saw of games...A "new" one comes out every bloody month

So here's a little bit of background to this Blog post, I simply do not like Activision (who are the publishers of COD) they force their franchises to bring out games every 6-12 months with limited time to make the game, therefore not allowing innovative ideas to come through to the final product. You may know of a franchise called Guitar Hero which has ultimately ruined the Music game genre by bringing in over-priced products and stupid amounts of games, you simply have too much cake and you become full, the same applies to the unlimited supply of Tony Hawks games, people slag off these two games A LOT without realising 1. There are rivals to these games that are REALLY good ex. Rock Band & Skate however most important 2. They are published by Activision. See a pattern?

No joke I used to love the Call of Duty games up until Modern Warfare 1, I thoroughly enjoyed WaW and thought it was a great game, however MW1 came along and destroyed all of this, it destroyed it with hype, bugs/glitches and the fact it focused on online more than anything. The same happened with MW2 and now with BO. I just want to say to the people that will argue against this Blog that it's always Quality > Quantity and also just because a game has a huge amount of hype and sales doesn't mean it's a good game, sales can be influenced by hype.

This is from COD 2, this sort of humor has now been replaced with arguments over fan boys and campers

On a personal note I think he looks more like this guy

Now reviews are the next thing to cause hype however here is an insider note, reviewers intentionally give games high scores in order to please the developers and make money, this is a fact, and this is because developers will not send 'promo' copies of the games they make to reviewers if the reviewer has slagged off one of it's previous games even if the reviewer thinks the game is bad they will still give it a high score in order to keep the developers happy. Here's a quick example:

"Overall I feel Black Ops has beaten MW2 in its Campaign and Multiplayer (certainly the meat of the game) - but is let down by slightly inferior graphics and a co-op mode which offers only 3 maps and less variety in my opinion."

This is a quote from a big reviewer for gave the game 9.6/10 and also gave MW2 9.6/10, however take note of the last part which notes some bad features of the game compared to its predecessor yet the game still gets the same score? 9.6 is almost as close to perfection as you can get however for some reason any COD game is allowed to be classed as perfect even if it is a pile of shit.

So next onto Bobby Kotick who is head of Activison and is probably the most hated man in games development, this is because he is the devil. No Joke:

"We have a real culture of thrift. The goal that I had in bringing a lot of the packaged goods folks into Activision about 10 years ago was to take all the fun out of making video games."

"really rewards profit and nothing else." (Concerning Kotick's incentive program for Activision employees)

"Long-term focus and commitment to providing superior returns to our shareholders."

"And Tony, you know if it was left to me, I would raise the prices even further."

"With respect to the franchises that don’t have the potential to be exploited every year across every platform with clear sequel potential that can meet our objectives of over time becoming $100 million plus franchises, that’s a strategy that has worked very well for us."

These are just a few, but you can get the gist. The man that's the head of the company that makes this game doesn't give a crap about you, he cares about your money. That is all he cares about. Bobby Kotick is somebody who should get out of the business that I love and I feel he is totally ruined some really good franchises. This has now led to Activision boycotts by thousands of gamers of which I am apart of, and here is the petition against Activision:

http://www.petitiononline.com/cod6/petition.html

He hates you.

When it comes to COD there is one thing that really bothers me, this is that smaller companies are being crushed and less and less innovative ideas are being published as games. I feel this is because other companies will see the amount of money COD is generating and therefore continue this trend leading to companies not taking a leap with a brand new idea, thank fuck though for Naughty Dog, Bungie, Media Molecule, Quantic Dream and Rockstar...to an extent. These guys have brought us fresh games such as Uncharted, Halo (Which is kinda fresh), Little Big Planet, Heavy Rain and Red Dead Redemption which I can safely say wipe the floor with COD. But this also leads to the GOTY (Game Of The Year) which everybody seems to think COD should win, why? because it had the most attention, so let me just say COD wont win this year IMO either Heavy Rain or Red Dead will. Just like last year when Uncharted Beat MW it's not about sales or hype.

Heavy Rain & Boobs = Wet Boobs

However there is one thing I do like about BO, and that's the new zombie mode where you get to play as Kennedy and a few others, not doubt this will cause some controversy but they that's what makes a game fun. I can't help but think it could be better if Kennedy was the zombie and not the killer :/

Boom...headshot

So that's it, but in all this is my opinion which has only been written up to educate 'gamers' in understanding not to believe the hype and buy a game because you enjoy it not because everyone else is playing it and you'll feel left out if you don't buy it, in times like these you can't be spending money on products that you don't like whereas you should spend your money on quality products. But it's still personal preference.

Oh and BTW the next COD has been rumored for 2011 and being created by Infinity Ward (People who made MW1 & MW2) but a big note just because it's being made by IW doesn't mean it's going to be as good/bad as the others because 90% of the people left IW and joined a new company called Respawn. Support the people not the brand.

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

P.S My mate wanted me to tag his image so it will come up on Google. Yes I'm a sellout

Lights Out - Twilight - Blade

My Taxman & My X-Fagtor

2010-10-25T17:20:00.001+01:00

I'm not really keeping a trend to Blogging any more, simply because I only do it now when I'm bored, even though I still think of things I could potentially Blog about. Although this Blog's soul purpose is for me to make a hugely racist remark that I made up last night, then simple stating that racism is a joke that people can't take.

Let's face it back in the day there was no such thing as racism it was just general banter, but now it's seen as a terrible crime, now for one I'm quite against the whole racism thing on the only part that it separates people from each other and puts people down, I do however agree that racism is just simply a joke, and that's exactly what it is, a joke. It's all because people have become soft like Simon Cowell who used to be a complete cunt but now licks Cheryl's ass at every opportunity, which most men would do. I don't intentionality make racist remarks I simply make remarks that I think are hilarious and are in a tongue and cheek manor. But that's my opinion. Move along

I'm also sickened that I need to watch 4 adverts to take a screen shot from the IT Crowd on Youtube.

This isn't my cup!

So anyway Cameron has decided to get Clegg to hump his leg some more in order to make Uni fees higher, like £20,000 worth of debt wasn't enough, but now some Uni's could be allowed to charge up to £12,000 per year per course, and for people who can't add that's £36,000 for a 3 year course. Bullshit. I'm gutted I wasn't one of those posh families that live in the countryside and wear those padded jackets that Topman now sell, go out on a Sunday to shoot birds down and call each other darling, no I was brought up in A-Town a name given to Alvaston by the chavs who used to patrol the streets around here until their girlfriends got pregnant and are having regular sessions with Graham from the Jeremy Kyle show. No I'm not rich so I don't see how rich people should be favouritised by our government who said they were going to support us normal people.

Yes I'm the Taxman, here's one for you nineteen for me DAH DAHHHHHH

Oh and I now hear they want to open up a Number 10 gift shop, a secret way of paying back the debt of this country by selling us mugs. Now I would personally love to own a David Cameron or Nick Clegg mug but still I have enough pens with random logos on. How about selling blow up dolls of themselves so we can do to them what they are doing to our country.

I'd like to thank 'The Wright Stuff' for that joke and if you'd like to write a joke for this Blog all you need is a crayon

Finally the big buzz about the X-Factor is around every weekend on Facebook, along with adverts on ITV showing last years winner releasing an album a year after he won after he was dead, then his career when down the shitter so he decided to be gay. Well done Joe.

Now then I usually refuse to Blog or even post a status about the show but last night got to me, not because it's stupidly shit but no because no act on there will ever be famous apart from Wagner who I'm campaigning to be in a Tenacious D movie. The show started off with the contestants miming to a song, I say miming because usually when you pull a mic away from your mouth your voice gets quieter and doesn't stay at the same volume. Twat. Then we was warmed up with a lovely performance from Michael Buble who stole the tune from Do you want to know a secret - The Beatles, If your going to steal or cover a Beatles song at least do it in an impressive way like Hendrix. Cheers. Then finally after all this fucking hype Cheryl kinda doesn't mime but does a terrible job of actually singing and also doesn't show any boob. So in conclusion I loved the show including the racist themed ending.

Just like the old days, two black people fighting it out in order for one to stay, which also happens to be judged by white people

Well that's it for some unknown period of time, no other new news except I got the Moss mug in The IT Crowd, lost my GCSEs so I need to get them back oh and UCAS is a shit to fill out. Stay classy San Diego

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My "Really can't be arsed with this anymore", My Beef & My College Humor/Disapointment & General Riff-Raff

2010-09-26T21:13:00.001+01:00

Well I haven't Blogged for what seems to be a very long time and I suppose It's about time I Blogged once more seen's as the news is picking up lately with fat comedians/radio presenters going down the shitter, Halo Reach actually making me buy an Xbox and Dean falling over on the McDonald's stairs the first moment back at college.

Top Pocket

So first of all I need to address this Blog of mine, to be honest I'm getting pretty bored of this whole 'sharing my rants about things to the internet' when I'd much rather just do it in my head when I see it happen, just seems more fun. So yeah I might just pack all of this up as it doesn't seem to be going anywhere any more and well I'd much rather go back into making internet videos and bring back a new show type thing.

I still don't have a proper desk

But no not the 11 'O' Clock show, I've still got plans for one more show but right now it seems too hard to get people to help me out with some things as everybody is too pre-occupied with 'getting in with crowds' and getting tipsy at Blue Note, seriously house parties are so much better, but yeah when all this has died down and we've come back down to earth I'll do it then because right now everybody is way too divided to make in impact.

If I did do anything new I'd like to try something I duno a little more 'mature', not the weird porn category but something that doesn't involve me having to express my feelings about Megan Goss' pancakes or Becky Blake's minge or making pencil characters come to life with "green bubbles" and shit. Buy hey that was hilarious at the time.

Last I just want to apologise for having an actual rant about me than anything else, everything will be back to normal soon.

Back in the day nobody was divided and we all liked S Club 7/6 because that cunt left

Nobody liked you anyway

So next is a topic that seems to have sparked off a "war" and is now being ended in a friendly game of football. Awww that's nice.

So it got heated with an argument about gays, and stuff like that, well tbh gays are cool as long as they don't exploit their gay and rub it all in you face. But yeah now year 12 and 13 are having this big tiff where one year is more mature than the other or one is better than the other. Remember the days of the Noel Baker and Merill fights? Yeah those days are over because we all grew up.

At the end of the day a football match isn't going to solve these problems...I wanna see some heads busted.

Hard-fucking-core

Also on the 'beef' list is Open For Business 3.0 (I shall refer to them as that until I see them live again and they show some vast improvement). I just don't get why people are saying pack it in all-together some bits of the band were all but were over-shadowed by a lot of the shit that came from that band, and yes they just got rid of the singer but it's about change, if they kept the line-up the same it would just be the same band with a different name, for one I'm looking forward to a new style of singing. But seriously if Prophecy isn't played shit is going down, that song actually got a crowd reaction and these days a crowd reaction is needed to keep people awake.

I didn't make this for nothing

Finally I come to my last point of this very long Blog, I'm back at college and it's almost back to normal. Dean's made some pretty epic fails so far like washing his pen drive, constantly tripping up, debating about everything and mainly loosing and being late almost everyday. Man I miss Craig at college those were the days when you could be just sitting down chillin' and then you'd hear "The government is shit"

Miss you man

Also on the X38 it's a lot more dull, Doctor Who guy has gone and I never got a picture of him :/ Nice boobs has also left with the likes of nice buns and presentable features, but hey great legs and great boobs still catch the bus so I can't complain.

You wanna be careful of these fake X38's

Well that's it rant over for now. So I'm gonna go save up for Halo Reach and start swimming so I can get to Melanie Taylor's party on time

Bizz-to the-el

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Bagel Discontinuation, My Bad Doctor, My Dark Side Profile Picture

2010-08-18T16:33:00.000+01:00

Okay so back to Blogging again and tbf this holiday is getting pretty boring now, shit weather and there's nothing to do. But hey I managed to see a shooting star ^^ How cool.

Okay, read it like an egg

So the other day I went into Tesco to get a bagel and they didn't have any so of course I thought this was just normal and I forgot about it, until Emily came to mine after I asked her to get me a bagel and she got told they had been discontinued. Say wha? How can Tesco discontinue bagels? come on what's so bad about them that they must be rid from Tesco stores, were they made by starving African children and removed because they were fair trade? Was it because they were used to smuggle drugs into the country and now I've probably ate half of them? No. It's because Tesco are cunts and they hate bagel eaters. Okay that last bit is a little harsh but I bet they will eventually bring them back but a shit version that's more expensive and is nothing like the original, like blue Smarties.

Still not the same :/ But there's a whole blog about them with some pretty interesting stuff in it :D

http://redactori.blogspot.com/2008/11/smarties.html

I've ranted about doctors before but I've spoken about this with someone else and it happens a lot, every time i go and see the doctor. I walk in and the first thing he says is "What can I do for you" well err your the doctor so why don't you do your job and diagnose me because if I knew what was wrong I'm sure I could diagnose myself now couldn't I. Look if I go into the doctors I don't expect to be asked what's wrong with me because your the doctor, just goes to show that NHS cutbacks have really come into effect and now doctors doing less work and probably using Google and Wikipedia for healthcare advice.

Hi I'm Nick Clegg and I'll get rammed up the ass and forget all my old policies to sleep with David Cameron at Number 10

So finally this is just something I see quite a lot on Facebook and always makes me think of someone when I see it, and that's the no profile picture image, mainly the female version of it. Well for one I don't get why you don't have a photo of yourself in the first place, but I suppose it's better to have no picture than have a picture of someone that isn't you or even worse...a car.

But anyway every time I see the picture I always think its the outline of Darth Vader, no seriously look at it on Facebook and you'll get what I mean, it's either Darth Vader or a girl with the most bizarre looking haircut going. But hey I'm picky.

Photorape.

So that's it for now I'm afraid, really can't wait to get back to college to see everyone and start getting my EMA again. OOO and don't forget to follow me on Twitter : www.twitter.com/lolololRumsey man Twitter is addictive as hell.

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Apology, My Ynot and My Shitting In The Dark

2010-08-10T13:38:00.000+01:00

First of all I'm going to apologise for not writing a Blog in pretty much a whole month, but tbh I'm getting pretty bored of writing this stuff now so I needed a break. Oh and also thank you to Emily for threatening me to write this Blog :D

Is it quite annoying when you see someone else has quite a good box?

So yeah the big topic right now is the Ynot festival, which I have to say has been one of the best experiences of my life, from sleeping and sitting on a sofa pretty much 24/7, dancing on tables to getting a band to play in our tent. So instead of writing a huge blob of words explaining what I did I'll just list them then probably end it with a funny line of some sort.

- We met a random busker on the first day called Tom who was heavily drunk but we loved Tom because he played us songs we could all sing along to, however it was a little scary when he started chasing you with his guitar.

-We got quite drunk and decided it was a good idea to go to one of the many charity shops at Ynot and purchase some women's clothes, which I have to say mine matched quite well, and then wear them for the remainder of the night.

- Also in the middle of a slightly disappointing set by the Mystery Jets I got joined onto a 3 man konga line with 2 very nice Scottish men who said I looked proud to be English.

- The main high point of our camp was our inflatable sofa in which many people sat on throughout the festival and shall now be coming along with us to every festival thereafter, but also our gazebo we had which people used as a navigation system around the camp, until that is someone robbed one of the gazebo poles and we had to take it down :/ Cunts.

- We also became quite friendly with some litter pickers who then decided to join our camp and scieve work every so often so they could join us in our huge tent.

- Our neighbours were friendly/annoying as they played the titanic theme every so often which gained a huge "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" straight after it played, however it was quite good when they had the megaphone in the morning and woke us up by saying "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING"

- We became friends with a band called Yeaner Babies or something like that and they played a lovely set in our huge tent and introduced us to their friend Pablo when they were on stage

Seriously which lucky one gets to bang her?

- On Sunday morning we were cooking some bacon and we managed to turn a vegetarian into a meat eater after he was incredibly hungry and we fed him lots of bacon.

- After we were sitting in a random field a couple hours after the festival finished we witnessed a car breakdown and some guys nearly pushing the car into a fence, Luke falling off a wall into the road, and also a bunch of drunks who placed a load of traffic cones on their car and started driving around.

Oh yeah, and a little bit of camping rape.

Well there was probably a lot more things that happened but quite a few I either cba to write down or I can't remember them, but thank you to all the lovely people I met there and I shall be seeing you next year :D

Pure sex

So after what seems to me a pretty disappointing Blog post so far because it doesn't show the traditional humour I usually show when writing a Blog I'll include a little story I saw the other day when I was in the bus station.

So I was standing at the 44 bus stop thing at the station when I heard some guy shouting from the toilets (I'm not surprised you have to pay 20p for a piss so I'd be pretty annoyed) But no he wasn't complaining about the price, instead he was complaining that the lights in the toilets were off and he had to take a shit in the dark which he had the most displeasure doing so. Therefore the crazy drunk decided to shout at some random woman and invite her into the toilet to see where he had shat and to prove it was dark. So okay in this situation you'd probably just apologise and walk off because the guy is clearly drunk, but no this dumbass of a woman decides to tell him she has no power over the lights, I'm sorry you do know how to use a light switch don't you?, and then offer him a torch, which clearly in her head sounded like a good response, so no this further made the guy angry then he started shouting and security took him away while shouting "I only wanted a shit!" ahhh it's nice to be back in Derby.

Yes an entire wiki page dedicated to shitting in the dark

So that's it I'm afraid, I'll dig up some notes and hopefully come back soon with some more funny stories so I can entertain you all. However in the meantime I suggest you all watch "Grandma's House" on Iplayer :D Ciao

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Pins, My Muslim Water Drinking and My Sim Massacre

2010-07-15T16:25:00.000+01:00

Err well this "Summer Holiday" isn't too fun at the moment but will probably pick up after or during the Ynot fess after we get heavily drunk, sing and relax on my inflatable sofa, but until then I've only got certain things that annoy me to keep me entertained like some woman saying TK Maxx is her favourite shop, seriously has she been in TK?

Sorry kids but I'm seeing Toy Story 3 first

So first of all, actually I can't remember If I've Blogged about this before, anyway Blackberry Pins and it's craze that has seemed to sweep Facebook's "About me" box. I don't get it? It's like MSN but only for people who have Blackberrys? Like some sort of special club? Like the Nazis or Al Qaeda. I get that part but what I don't get is how these people brag about this Blackberry Chat yet they are always still on MSN, I'm sorry but I never saw the Nazi's having a quick break and go play Monopoly with the British, so instead of bragging go stay in your special club. Thankyou.

Hey Osama whats your pin? 543DF...Oh wait I have an iPhone <3

So next up was a story on the BBC that was pointed out on Facebook, it's about a touchy subject but at the same time it's hilarious, yes of course I'm talking about Muslims. It's about how Muslim children can't partake in swimming lessons in case they swallow water, this is because of Ramadan. So unless your some teenager slut who can't keep her mouth shut what's the problem with swallowing a bit of water. I'm sure Allah had a quick dip in a pool when it got hot, this "Law" is almost as stupid as Jew's cutting off foreskin, yeah because we all know Jesus hated foreskins. So anyway that's not it, it's also been "advised" that sex ed lessons be re-scheduled because of the Holy Lunar Month this is to prevent sexual thoughts coming into a Muslims head, seriously now how are you going to keep sexual thoughts out of a guys head? Trust me it's impossible. So to top off the mild recessionand Taxes going up now Muslim porn sites and swimming pools have to suffer.

That better not be pool water missy

So finally I was pretty bored and in a bad mood the other day so I went on the Sims 3, started out my career as a Rock Star, fell in love with a girl called Zelda, became a millionaire had several woohoos with Zelda, got married and then she refused woohoos? Seriously who does that when her traits are "Flithy" "Party Animal" so instead I decided to get on her daughter which didn't seem to go down so well. So I broke up with Zelda and became a drunk and got fired from work. She became a whore and was constantly crying so I decided to send her and her daughter to the pool and then placed chairs all around the pool. They both drowned to death, and now my character seems to laugh at everything when he sees the graves, I find that a little odd, but then again she shudda just learnt to be a chef in the kitchen and a slut in the bedroom. So now I'm a pro thief and I'm currently serving 1 Day prison sentence. Very Nice.

Whore.

http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Zelda_Mae She even has a Wiki?

So that's it, killing Sims, making fun of religion and another phase of social popularity by buying a Blackberry. So now I must prepare myself for Ynot for what could possibly be the best weekend on the year. Ciao.

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Chance To Get Laid, My Internet Pronunciation, My Gangsta-ness and My Past Vs. Future

2010-07-08T10:20:00.000+01:00

Well, I'm gonna apologize first of all to Emily (Yes I actually mentioned your name now) for not writing a Blog for ages, so I'm sorry. But now I've been left with a huge list of things that have happened to me over the past week or two. But now I've finished college it seems all the weirdos around Derby want to meet and greet me. Very Nice.

Were having a Heaven party and this was...er a Hitlergram

So first of all I was checking out the latest news when I came across an article that was genius yet quite sad, some nerd in the US had created condoms for nerds like himself, now you would usually think they would just use those extra small ones but no they had to create their own, so the box is shaped like a Game Boy and inside are Game Boy cartridges with condoms inside them, each cartridge is labelled with what the condom is like and a rip off of a game. My personal favourite was "Donkey Schlonnnng" which had a large condom inside, there was also Sextris and Bone Zone 2. But what would happen if these guys actually got a girl into the bedroom and then pulled out one of these? I can imagine most guys reading this would think there pretty cool looking but the women may just laugh at them. But I'm gonna admit they look pretty cool and I want some ^^

Hey babe how about I let off my Blastoise all over your Jigglypuffs

So the other week before I finished college I got asked to do some food tasting, which was okay I suppose as you listen to some guys then eat some free food. However instead of Blogging about my experience of that I'm going to Blog about something that kept getting brought up throughout the entire day, and that was how the people there said "Internet", now this may seem pretty odd to us because we clearly know how to say this word but trust me these people had no idea how to say it. I heard 'Tinternet', 'Binternet', 'Interweb', 'Computernet' and also 'Interspace' not one person in the whole thing said Internet, seriously how hard is it to remember this word and what it is, If my Dad can Google a plumber and find one then surely these "Business" like people can pronounce the word Internet properly. Fagss

The Internet! NOOOOOO! We're all going to die

Next up is a question that has been asked so many times but has had so many different answers nobody knows which is right, the question is "Why was Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas so popular?" people can say oo because guns, cars, bikes, action blah blah, however I think I've come up with the answer to this and the answer is, because it's the only chance us white people get to act 'black' and gangsta without looking like a complete dick and without getting stabbed in the street, seriously think about it, would the game have sold so much more if the main character was white and spoke the Queen's English? It's really doubtful.

Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

Finally on the last day of college we decided to partake in another Gamestation Tournament, this time it was Soul Calibur, I won't mention too much about it because Dean, who thinks he's the best in the world at Soul Calibur, lost and moaned about it for the rest of the day and blamed it on the new controls. So anyway that Nerd I Blogged about last time turned up again and instead of us wanting him to face Dean we wanted him to face Simnett, and our dreams came true. However there was a problem, we decided that because Simmers lost in the first round against Dean last time, he trained up for years and years until he became a master at Street Fighter, built a time machine and came back to try and defeat Dean, however again he lost to him. So this nerd guy was actually either Simnett's real Dad or him in the future so when they faced off against each other we weren't sure if one of them would disintegrate into ash or if young Simnett defeated old Simnett they would both die. But anyway I can't remember which one won (But if you were there and know who won post in the comments box below) so yeah fun times.

Back To The Future aint got shit on this

So now a couple things have been taken off the list so expect more randomly put together Blogs in the next couple of weeks. But now I'm off to play Tap Tap on my new iPhone 4 and then possibly kill some cops on San Andreas. Ciao

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My V Club, My Crazy Bus Riding On The Crazy Bus and My Rape4U

2010-06-29T21:48:00.000+01:00

This weeks been a pretty fucked up week tbh and quite a lot has happened so I'll try and squeeze it all into one Blog plus I haven't had time to update it every so often because I've been bumming off the latest series of IT Crowd and the new Iphone.

I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk...

So first of all I was walking through town the other day and came across a new club just opening across from TK Maxx, and behold it's name "The V Club" now this could easily be a good name for a club however for a 17 year old this isn't going to be an appropriate name in which no jokes are going to be made. So what is this club? who can go in? Well I can only assume that virgins are the only people allowed in the club, so hey this could be a good thing that virgins can meet other virgins and have terrible sex to let out their frustration of being a virgin. However I see one problem with this, by law you have to be 18 to legally get into a club so the club is going to be full of 18 year old virgins? that can't be good, the amount of shame which will be in that club will hit the roof.

I could easily put an image of a guy from college in here, but an image of himself in the future will do

So I decided to do some extra shifts at work for the first time ever, and I had to start at 7:30am, so I was at the bus stop and I saw this woman approaching me at the bus stop, and do you ever get the feeling that this persons not quite right? So she immediately started talking to me about some glass on the floor and how some kiddies were going to fall and "Seriously damage themselves", WHAT KIDS ARE OUT ON THE STREETS AT 7AM, and you can't 'damage' kids, they don't even have a health bar. She instantly annoyed me, not just because of her Irish accent but because she wasn't wearing a bra and man either her boobs were uber-saggy or she had a couple a nipples attached to her stomach.

I'm not kidding, people actually buy a block of toffee just so they can hammer it into pieces

I thought this would all be over when I put my earphones back in, but no she decided she wanted to offer me some toffee, in which she had apparently broken into pieces herself ^^, I declined and she said "Well no wonder you have lovely teeth if you decline toffee" maybe I don't want to have your toffee because your a crazy bitch? So we got onto the bus and for some reason every body on the bus except me wanted to talk about 'sweeties' and toffee, that was all they talked about for the whole bus journey! I thought I'd caught the wrong bus because trust me the only thing going through my head were the lyrics to Crazy Bus from Arthur, and then the "Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card" song. So I've decided to never catch the 7:05 am bus again.

Crazy Bus, Library card song, Jekyll and Hyde song as well as the singing moose Arthur had it all

Finally I was in Phones4U the other day just looking at some phones simply because I need a new one, so I was just browsing around when some guy came up to me and started talking, next I knew I was in a chair about to buy a phone! Its as if you are strapped to a chair and can't move when they talk to you, so he started talking and I mentioned I wanted an iPhone and he suddenly looked at me in disgust so I quickly said "Oh yeah that phone looks great" so next I know there's some expert on one phone? and he specialises in this phone, some guy who just came from the toilet and some nerd who was eyeing up my current phone, so there was me surround by four guys who were trying to make me buy their phone. It was literately like getting raped into buying a phone it was horrible so I gave them a fake email, Chris_Goudling@hotmail.co.uk, I mean com'on but then I was gonna give them a fake number to ring me on, but instead I ended up giving them my actual number. Epic Fail. So now they are going to ring me tomorrow. Great.

Alright I'll buy your shit phone, let me just give you my fake number ^^ AHHH FUCK

So this weeks been eventful, and I've also seen the sleeping bag tramp of Derby after he got given his ban throughout the UK to stop begging, and I can say he's had a shave and is now an alcoholic so it's safe to say the city of Derby has been returned to normal. Except now Open For Business has kinda got good and I should recommend you bug Jordy "The Prophet" Baines to get his new song. So I'm off to purchase an Iphone and try and fix someone's Harddrive. Fun Times

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My NHS, My Toilet Baby and My Geek Turned Chav In 5 Seconds

2010-06-23T18:24:00.004+01:00

Well, first of all I should probably appoligise for not writing for like 10 days now but college is nearly finished and I wanted to get that out of the way first, plus the only major thing people keep talking about is the World Cup and you honestly wouldn't believe how boring that is to talk about.

Possibly one of the best things Mario has done, bar banging Princess Peach

I actually have a few stories to write about, however there were quite a lot so I've just picked a couple of them for today, and there's one I was going to Blog about but I just can't remember it. Gutted.

So to start off I found out that I was elergic to some random thing which caused my eyes to really swell up and go red, so ofcourse I ran up my local doctors, who said they had booked me an appointment for Tuesday and they would ring me in the morning to confirm it. Aww how nice.

Yes looks like a simple case of..THERE'S AN ALIEN IN YOUR FUCKING EYE!

So anyway some other bitchy nurse rang up and then told me my appointment was for Friday, so obviously I questioned this and she said they were only going to ring me to check how severe my problem was. Well surely if I told you what the problem was before you'd of been able to draw up a conclusion of how bad it was? You are a nurse right? So anyway she then told me that my problem wasn't severe enough for an appointment today...

Watchu' Talkin' Bout?

So apparently I need to get myself stabbed or shot or something in order to get a doctors appointment on the same day. WTF. So next time im gonna call some guy a pussy hoping he will stab me, and if I'm lucky he might drive me down to the doctors.

Yeah I've got a bit of a cold mate

Next up was some random story in the Metro about some woman who woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and she gave birth? Best thing is the baby actually fell in the toilet, so I can't really imagine her expaning the birthing process to the kid. Yeah I gave birth to you in the place where I take a dump every morning. Soz. The quote of the day for this was simple "I was a little surprised" Yeah you do realise a kid just fell out your vagina right? Maybe if you stopped sleeping round with random people you might realise your preggers mate.

Teach 'em while their young

Finally this happened today right before England scored, I was sitting on the bus and saw some fat nerd doing the Sudoku in the Metro, which doesn't bother me it's just he was a completely chubby nerd who loves the metros puzzles. But then his phone rang and he went "Yo, what you saying bruv" He probably just said hello you knob, speak English. Then he continued with such phrases as "Sickkk Guy blud" "I told you dat init man" and my favourite "Dat was my spotter yeah" if anyone can decode that last one for me you earn a starr.

I'm gonna bet some many people won't even get this joke :/

So with that all being done it confuses me how people change within a couple of seconds to up their social status with some chav who probably dropped out of college and is now impregnating people who have babies in toilets. The guys fat and loves Sudoku so why doesn't he act it?

Yeah I took a sneaky pic of him

Well that's it for now, I'll probably/hopefully be back soon. If not it's because my head has grown too large from winning student of the year for the gamers at college and I have now died.

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Toilet Perv, My Reverend's Death Wish, My Internet Camp and My Street Fighting Nerds

2010-06-12T12:21:00.002+01:00

It's been a couple of days since I last Blogged, and this has to be one of the most interesting weeks I've had yet, so this one is probably going to be a long read, but surely worth it.

You've got bad aids?

First of all this week, my friend Dean came back to college, after defeating the Master Cheif on a 4 week battle. So as we walk down the stairs I notice he had his eyes set on the Ladies Toilets, however he didn't realise it was female toilets, because clearly he can't tell a skirt from a crotch, so I just let him enter anyway. He went all the way in to the Ladies til the point he realised there were just women at sinks and he threw himself out of the toilets and ran down the stairs like an immingrint running away from customs. If that wasn't bad enough a load of girls saw him doing this and just laughed at him for the remander of the break, including me. Ahh Dean you never fail to surprise me.

Holy shit, It's a man wearing a kilt with one leg

Next I was on the way home on the bus, and I noticed the local Reverend get on the bus and sit next to me, now you would usually expect me to say oo he tried to convert me to his Bible bashing ways and I got pretty pissed off and wanted to kill him and Jebus. But no, he started whistling, which wasn't too bad and got a little annoying, however it disturbed me a little when he started whistlitng the Star Wars theme behind me, I geniunly didn't know if the republic and the Jedi's were behind me, or if these were my final moments before I get killed by the reverend and get taken to hell for my sins.

Just me, Reverend Vader and Sidious with his bird chillin' at the back of the bus

I've recently gone back to reading the Metro for funny stories to post on here and I was quite surprised to find out that in some places, "Internet Camps" are springing up everywhere to help people with an addiction to the internet, they get Facebook, Twitter and Internet Porn taken away from them, they must be go to bed at 9PM and awake at 7AM in hope to cure them, however there has been a "Great Escape" breakout attempt by nerds to escape the camp. Seriously? WTF they lock people up because they are addicted to the internet? Yeah k.

Com'on guys lets Google out way outta here

Finally me and the guys at college entered a Street Fighter Tournment at Gamestation, simply because thats how cool we are. Yet we turned up and saw a small group of the most sterotypical nerds on the planet, High Trousers, Nerdy T-shirt, curly hair? Yes they had those attributes. And incase you don't belive me here's proof...

Some things in life don't need a caption to be funny.

So anyway, I battered my opponent in the First round and the lost, unlike someone who took it so seriously he went red, got really pissed off and walked off like a little child. YES SIMMERS YOU! But in the final Dean VS Nerd, Dean regained his credibility after being a toilet perv by beating the huge Nerd 2-0 in a pretty good match. I'll add the link to the video later, so you can hear all the nerdy remarks the "Nerd Crew" made, so Dean gained his credibility back until he dropped his coke in McDonald's all over the counter. Ohh Dean :/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ndYhdFkSYU

So an eventful week, and now I'm off to work, then watch England, then catch up on E3. Have a good weekend Peeps

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Pregnancy Warning, My Primeminister Who Is A Complete Cunt and My Hard To Reach Biscuits

2010-06-07T22:26:00.002+01:00

Well the weather has turned and I guess so has my mood, I've been annoyed at a couple things, however some stuff is looking quite good. So I guess it's not too bad..Except I have to go to work dressed as a Parcel Force delivery man.

Welcome to TK Maxx

So first of all I was on my way to work Saturday and I thought I was going to be trapped by the really old people when walking on the narrow path from the bus station, however I was quite surprised to see it was in fact a group of 4 women with pushchairs who had surrounded me. There was one of them on each side of me, and it was quite scary. I obviously couldn't get out of this death trap, because 1 they had pushchairs and could run my over, and 2 their kids might batter me or something.

I didn't think it could get much worse but then they started talking about their pregnancies and how shit they were, they talked about the pain, blood, sleepless nights, fat bodies and also how their partners didn't support them, they either thought I was Jeremy Kyle whom they could talk to about their problems or they thought they could terrorise some kid. They wouldn't stop and it was as if they were really trying to put me off having a kid in the future, or maybe this is the government's new plan to stop teenage pregnancy, I would have thought this tactic would have worked on girls more, but maybe they thought with my longish hair and skinnies that I was a girl.

So to all my readers, DON'T HAVE SEX BECAUSE YOU'LL GET PREGNANT, FAT, BLEED A LOT AND DIE!

Watch it they're coming!

For the first time since he fucked his way into No.10 David Cameron gave a speech on how bad the economy is, like we didn't already know that? So now over "The next couple of decades" interest will rise and we will slowly pay off our debt. But why should we do this? We already pay so much in taxes it's stupid, Freddos have gone up to 17p, we have to pay tax on toilet paper to take a shit and tramps are robbing us of our money, and having nice new haircuts, SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THAT GUY IS NOT A TRAMP SO GIVING TO HIM.

Wait a second....Let me zoom in on that face

I KNEW IT! It's Cameron the cunt, taking our money off us in the street to pay the debt. Class A Cunt.

Another thing that's been annoying me for some time now, is when my Dad puts the shit biscuits on top of the really good ones so they get stuck at the bottom, and no I'm not thinking of some random thing to Blog about this genuinely annoys me. I look forward to when we buy some Custard Creams, Hobnob Creams and those biscuits that have a peado face on them.

AHHHH PEADO BISCUIT

So anyway, I go to the biscuit tin and find my Dad has put a whole load of Digestives or Rich Tea on top, and then my beloved tea dippers are stuck at the bottom, it's literately like someone shitting all over your favourite thing. It's terrible, and yes maybe I could reach down into the tin and grab them, well no because it's too damn hard to reach and also I cba to move all the biscuits just so I can grab a couple custard creams, so I'm gonna sit it out, or some of you lovely folks can come round mine and eat the shit ones :D Cheers.

I need some of these, then nobody can stick their shitty "One Dip" rich teas on top.

Ahh I felt this Blog was disapointing, but I'll change I swear! So it's back to killing sims when they try and take my child away because it was crying and I was too busy raising my guitar skill so I could get a promotion..

GIVE ME MY CHILD BACK YOU HORRIBLE BITCH!

So I've also got a new Formspring so gimmie abuse on that..

http://www.formspring.me/IndieFagRumz

Peace Out

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Wood Chopping and My Crazy Motherfucking Farmer Who Hates Fire

2010-06-04T21:01:00.002+01:00

This will hopefully be a quick one, however I always say this and I carry on for some time, but trust me this last story is worth it, especially if your going camping in a "Secret place that isn't so secret any more because everyone knows about it"

So first of all, if you watch Britain's "Apparently got talent, however most of the acts that go through are dancers and singers" this will interest you. A lot of people took the piss outta this guy, but I loved him! That man would be that 'Chopping Wood' guy, aka the Kindling King ;D From the moment he walked on in his costume, you knew it was gonna be good. Okay I admit it was pretty crap because he was chopping wood, and he missed sometimes, or the axe got stuck, however it has created a damn catchy song, so much so I now have it as my ringtone. But since my phone decided to die on me it's been pretty much useless. On a serious note, I'm lead to believe the whole thing is pretty fixed, because half of the people gone through have been total shit. That young pre- Justin Bieber boy band, who couldn't sing a note! Got through! I'm sorry but how did that guy who swallowed a light-bulb not get through, and I apologise I've just been distracted by those hot, semi naked, dancers with that gay guy singing, wow. It's called the Royal VARIETY Show, how is dancers and a couple of crappy pre-puberty, sex addict, porn obsessed kids variety?

Our Answer To Eurovision. Sorted.

Finally now, me and a couple guys yesterday decided to go camping at the "Secret Field" and it wasn't too bad, and we created a pretty huge fire, which you had to sit pretty far back from unless you wanted to burn your face off. However some of the grass got burnt because of melting plastic, and the really nice grass was pretty wrecked, which Loz worried about because of the cows, and what they were going to do, and they might die, and then we'll all die and as quoted from the IT Crowd "It will kill the rainforest and who whole eco system"

And You Don't Want To Kill The Rainforest Do You?

So we went to sleep, woke up, then I kinda went back to sleep on the grass, simply because it was so nice. We started packing up and a couple of us looked up and saw some vehicle come up the path. Driving this was the crazy Farmer who owned the land, so we left Ben in charge while we packed our bags. We genuinely didn't know what to expect, however it turned out to be some stereotypical Farmer, with no teeth and an accent none of us could understand. So he started shouting something at us we didn't get a word of, however we did pick up "I don't mind you lads bloody camping on my lan, but when your fucking lighin' fires, woahh when your lighting fires, I don't fucking like that, this is cultivated turf yanoe" Yeah well we cultivated it some more mate.

He was crazy, I thought he could possibly get a shotgun out and shoot us all, but that's not all, his very quiet little mate, who was for some reason just touching crates for the whole time, looked like a physco man who would turn on you in a second and get his crazy sheep to eat you alive. So while all these thoughts were going through my head we stayed calm with this inbred physco farmer who thought we were from "The Village" not just any village, THE Village. Then he threatened to call the police, did they turn up? No. Did we have a getaway plan which consisted of us saying we went camping at a mates, then the farmer shot our mates, raped my mates girlfriend and killed a couple of us? Yes.

I've also just found his companies number, so I might just ring up and ask for some bloody turf :D

I Don't Mind Ya Camping, BUT WHEN YA START LIGHTING FUCKIN' FIRES!!!!

So yeah nearly got killed by a Farmer, saw the 'Sleeping bag tramp of Derby" who has had a fresh haircut, and INSISTS on asking me for money every time I go near him, and some girls came up to me in town and recognised me because of my Blog, scoreeeeee, maybe now I should get some Mugs, T-Shirts, Pens, Staplers and Condoms branded with my logo. Actually fuck this I'm off to Dragon's Den. Shaaa-bizzle

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

All the rights to the images are mine now, and I don't mind if you bloody borrow them, but if you fucking steal them, I'll grab my shotgun and my crazy friend and I will kill you.

My Expectations, My Pancakes and My Bleeding Thumbs

2010-06-01T21:50:00.005+01:00

I have to say those titles above are a little mis-leading, so don't expect a picture of some pancakes or bleeding thumbs or anything like that, because you will be disapointed. So in the words of Simon Amstell "Lower Your Expectations"

:')

Okay this news is a little old but I have to spread out my Blog posts in case I get boring :O So basicly if you haven't heard Haley Williams got "Hacked" and a naked picture of her was uploaded to her Twitter. Seriously now 1. Who doesn't realise they are uploading a naked picture? 2. Why take one that doesn't look good? *COUGH* Everyone who appeared on the 11 'O' Clock Show. Haley's pretty hot as it is, but now in my eyes she's earned the reputation of a girl with small boobs and a weird face.

I'm an amateur, small boobs weird face...Did they look like this?

When I heard the news my expectations were raised immediately because of her hotness, however they were quickly shattered. I'm guessing your going to expect the image at the end of this paragraph however I have to disapoint you as I'll probably get banned and I no longer dabble in that nude filth like several years ago. However to make up I've done my own "Artist Interpretation" to keep you happy until you just Google the image.

Photo Realistic.

My next story and continuing with the trend of boobs, was an incident which happened at work in Tk Maxx, I was minding my own business tiding up boxer shorts when I looked up and saw a huge pair of boobs, I contuined looking up and saw this woman was smuggling two pancakes down her top. Now does this woman even have any decency to pull up her top? Or was she feeling a little peck-ish from breakfast and was saving them til later, because she lost all her appeal in a second. Also the fact she was with people and they didn't tell her means they were having as much of a laugh as me and the guys at Tk. Also if you know me this story will remind you of another incident where a girl took a picture of herself and looked like she had a pair of pancakes attached to her chest.

Seriously you could just carry a Brunch Bar around...

Finally the other day I was doing some painting and listening to Mystery Jets, when I knocked the chair my phone was on and it landed right in a randonly placed bowl of water, for saying my phone cost £250 I quickly shit myself and carryied it downstairs as if it was a fragile baby. After a couple of hours my phone still wasn't working and I decided to go find my Nokia 3410, which still works perfectly! And I played Snake all day until my thumbs bled, well they were pretty sore anyway due to the Polyfiller I had to use earlier. But this led me to, do we take simple things way too for granted? Because we used to be very happy having a shit phone and playing Snake and that space game all day, yet now we insist of downloading huge amounts of games onto our Touchscreen phones, and following crowds by buying a BlackBerry, which is confusing because they are shit, seriously they do fuck all, wow you have a keypad and you trade BB Pins, yet I still see you on MSN 24/7, this "Following Crowds" shit is getting boring now.

"And Now I'm Cool"

So maybe we should stop all this and just got back to our old phones for a bit because I loved it..Actually as i'm writing this now I realised that's a terrible idea as I wouldn't be able to listen to music on the bus and might have to listen to shitty remixes coming from the back off the bus. I want my phone fixed now.

A Line Eating Dots...Genius

So that's it for now, not much to report from, might get some coursework done tomorrow, then some reunion with the guys at school on Thursday, which could fail epicly. Oh well here's a video of a baby smoking which I laughed about for ages. Ciao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4c_wI6kQyE

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

All Rights To The Images To Their Original Owners

My Slow Walkers, My Annoyance and My Disgust

2010-05-30T00:10:00.000+01:00

Sorry for the late post tonight people (However you'll probably read this in the morning, but I'm a nerd and we don't sleep) So I have a pretty big rant to write about after just watching our music industry hit rock bottom, but I'll leave that til last.

R.I.P Mr Coleman and "Watchu Talkin' Bout Willis?" :')

Okay so there's no doubt this has happened to you, because I've spoke about this a couple times with my mates, it's about old people and WHY THEY MUST WALK SO SLOW?! Seriously it's been bugging me for god knows how long, your walking along and old people just stall you, but you can seem to find a way past them as first, so you have to devise a plan to get past them. Except when there's loadsa people around and you can't get past so you let your frustration build up and look at them in anger until you get past, but when you do and your not pretty angry I always feel a little bit of guilt afterwards, maybe I'm sad like that or something. But like com'on yeah you wanna "See the world for all it's glory" but like you haven't got long left so I'd hurry the fuck up so us young people can see it for all it's glory okay? Or I swear one day I'll just push one.

That'ul teach him

Right so today was a pretty stressful day at work, like come on if you don't speak English why come over to our country and speak to me in your language and expect me to understand? Plus we just opened some branches of TK Maxx in Poland so why don't you go there and wreck their store. But anyway I decided to get my Saturday Shake it from Shake it? aha but yeah I asked for a regular Oreo with Butterscotch..

Sket: We only have enough for a Junior

Me: Alrite I'll ermm get a Snickers then

Sket: So you want a Junior Oreo?

Me: No? A regular Snickers?

Sket: We only have enough for a junior

Me: Thought that was for Oreo?

Sket: It is

Me: So why can't I have a regular Snickers

Sket: Okay so you want a regular Snickers and nothing on top

Me: Whatever I don't wanna confuse you

I wanted butterscotch but seriously if I said anything else she might die of an information overload. If you see this girl and she acts incredibly stupid grab her and tell her I wanted butterscotch, because man she's a dumbass.

So you got any experience with making milkshakes? Nah bur like I give regular BJ's for a baga chips. Sikk your hired.

Finally I get to make my rant, so I didn't watch the Eurovision Song Contest because of Lost, WOW it was amazing!, but yeah I caught the end to see our faithful UK entry fail and come last, I'd already heard the song and knew we were gonna come last. But seriously was has happened?! The UK is probably the biggest and greatest music producer and now we're making terrible cheesy pop songs for some contest that used to mean something. Yeah okay.

We went from this... The Beatles the greatest band of all time. To this...

Fag who we will never see again.

So we create The Beatles, The Who, Queen, Sex Pistols, Rolling Stones and a shit load of others and we now ignore true music to listen to what's in the charts. Are we being serious? The last time the charts meant something was when Rage were Number 1, but can you seriously think of the last time it meant something? It's a while ago. There's so many other people out there that could have done so much better think of all the underground talent we have, Futureheads, Mystery Jets, Ellie Goulding, Little Comets, Laura Marling, The Subways, The Kooks, Kaiser Cheifs and a load of others. Hell if Darwin Deez entered "Radar Detector" I would bet my life savings we would win, it's a catchy and memorable song and he looks like a fag, and you don't even have to be English to enter, except we abide by traditional rules. I also bet my trusty friend band Jack Wang wouldn't come last, even Open For Business..actually wait.

But you get my point, it's about time these people got noticed so we can get a little bit of credibility back to our music in this country because right now it's a shambles and for saying a lot of our history is based around music its a disgrace, I have a lot more to say, but if you see me you can talk to me about this then.

Fuck it, lets dress up as freaks next year. These guys did and they won! Hell send on one of our mainstream manufactured artists without make-up and a computer to make them sound good and we have the above.

So my rants over now, and I'll go to bed and chill. This week I should Blog more, I'm creating more 3D Models, going Elvo Castle, painting my old room, building a computer and probably gonna push some old people. Shizzle

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

All rights to the images to their original owners.

My EMA officer, My Pedo Bus Guy, My Freezer Wife and My Nun Killing

2010-05-23T21:26:00.001+01:00

Spose I should appoligise for not writing for nearly two weeks, but even SkinnyIndieKids need a break, and while I've been on a break I've been making my own "Sanctuary" consisting of redecorating my old room, some Metal artwork, a Jimi Hendrix canvas and a new PC which has blow a hole in my pocket and through my ass.

So if you currently go to Burton College you'll surely fine one "sweet piece of ass" in the form of our EMA officer. The problem is she's just so shit at her job it's unbelievable, seriously we never get it apart from the odd occasion, so you get really angry and you storm into her office only to find her in the most attractive outfit ever, so you say "Where's my EMA, bitch" minus the bitch, then she says "Oh, I'll get it done for next week" and some odd feeling over-comes you and you feel bad about shouting at her because she is so hot so you just reply "Oh that's fine don't worry". At least I'll be able to take my frustration on that uber-bitch of a Student Service woman, who insists on giving you a huge lecture because you forgot your pass, I think she just needs a hug...

At 8:00am this is the last thing I need

So as I currently use public transport about 6 days a week, you pretty much see anything and everything. So I was listening in on some Chav's conversation on the bus because my phone died so I couldn't listen to my beloved Hendrix. So this 19 year old "Badman" was at the back of the bus with two kids, who by the way they sounded and looked had no future at all, and they were chatting some shit, until he meantioned his girlfriend, who is 14! And his mates said "Wow bet she's loving an older guy" and I bet you will love being a pedo you sick chav, I mean seriously do people not have boundarys, or was he such a dick that nobody in his age group loved him.

Get 'em while they're young kiddo

Okay so this one was brought up on Facebook, so sorry for stealing your story, but some guy killed his wife with a pan, then put her in a freezer, then left her there was a couple years, put her in a bin, slept with a load of women, then got caught. So thats a decent story to report on as it's quite wierd, however the way the story was written in both the BBC news site and the Metro was as if Advertising had gone made, here's a couple quotes "He hit his partner at the top of the skull with a griddle pan purchased from B&Q" not only did I not realise B&Q sold griddle pans but they also paid to get advertisements in murder storys. Then they carried on "He ordered a freezer from Argos and when it arrived he put his wife into the freezer and left her there" That almost sounds like a review of Argos, i was expecting a seller rating and "The delivery was swift, the item was well packaged 5* Will buy from again" Seriously i should start advertising from now on, from this laptop purchased from Dell, using Windows 7 from Microsoft and surfing Pornhub via Google's Chrome browser.

This stabbing was brought to you by Argos kitchen knives, catalogue number 015/4341

If you hadn't noticed Red Dead Redemption came out this week, which I have to say is amazing apart from this one wall which was textured very low-res, gutted. And apart from killing gangs, in which my amazing horse gets scared and jumps into some water and dies, and rounding up cattle, there's one thing which must be done. Tie up a nun, place her on the train tracks and wait for the train to come along and sent her back to God where she belongs, seriously it's hilarious. Also if you fancy playing me online add my PSN id which will be somewhere on my Facebook and we can PWN the sheriffs together.

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/red-dead-redemption-dastardly/344657?playlist=featured

You can see why Rockstar got a reputation for being controversial, oh and I heard you can kill kids, bout time the cheeky little bastards got a bullet to the head

Enjoy the sun people, while it lasts, and don't forget if it gets really hot don't go inside and make a Facebook group about it, it's really sad. Go kill some children or nuns instead

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

Yeeeep rights to the images to their original owners of stfu

My Farewell, My Bad Feelings & My Tessellation

2010-05-11T16:08:00.002+01:00

Today a few things happened, and it all stopped me from doing my "Important" college work, which I was clearly disappointed with.

So if you haven't heard the news Gordon Brown has left Labour, well kinda he's not leaving til September, so really It doesn't even matter until September but I'll Blog about it anyway. For some reason Lib Dems, Labour and Cuntservatives can't make a deal, even though we all went to the polls and told them what we think. So they ordered Pizza and the conversations were "Constructive"

Great Job Lads

So with Gordon Brown leaving I thought I'd make a montage to say farewell, well it's not actually finished so I'll wait closer to the time he leaves, but to tie you over here's one some guy did, and it's rather amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QapZI2cLQQ

Next I was at some Gentlemen's club, because I'm posh and mature. But when I was about to leave some lovely old couple asked me where the bowls club was, and of course I had no clue, so I sent them in some random direction only to be told by my Dad that it was right behind me, you could actually see it, now the guilt kinda settled in pretty quick but then I just trotted off to Subway...

Alright, I'm sorry just don't hurt me old people

Finally today I went to my local Subway and ordered two Sub of the Day's. So this nice, incredibly camp guy served me and everything was going fine until he decied to fuck up my subs by not tesselating the cheese, I was patient to see if he noticed his mistake, but he did not. What a nob. However since the rise of a popular Facebook group about this issue i've seen more Subway staff take notice, so I'll let him off a little, for now "Camp Subway Ruining Nob"

These need to be in every Subway

Surprisingly a few things happened today, and I might be writing as soon as tomorrow as I think I'm off to Stafford Uni so I'm sure something "Mildly amusing, that I could over-exaggerate to make funny" will happen. Bizzle

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

All rights to their ownersssssssssssss, I might need to find a way round this without having to write it all the time

My Hung Parliament and My 3D Boobs

2010-05-09T10:15:00.000+01:00

I should probably apologize for not Blogging in the past couple of days, simply because nothing interesting has really happened except I wasted like 20mins of my life looking at some posh schools website which made them all look like gay fags and listening to the rest of the Ynot lineup, ahhhh Mystery Jets <3

Ahhh, that's where Edward Scissor hands went..

So if you don't know about this next part of my Blog then you've clearly been living under a rock for the past week...

Then again living under a rock isn't that bad

So after all the debating, shitty posters and random rants that preachers shout at me in town, nobody really won. So the whole thing was a bit of a waste, but now Cameron and Sexy Clegg are making some form of alliance against Brown or something and trying to repeat World War II, however one good thing has come from this and that's the term "Hung Parliament" we all know exactly what you think when you hear that term, and now it's sprung off another Facebook Group and term "I'm as hung as Parliament" which is probably one of the greatest lines to use. Ever.

Never thought I'd have to use this image again..

So last Wednesday I went to see Iron Man 2, I won't spoil it for you but THERESZZZZ LOTSA WEPONZZZZ. But basically it was pretty damn good, and I really want an Iron Man suit. However there was one aspect of the movie that was truly amazing and that would be Scarlett Johansson's boobs, for saying it was a 12A they didn't forget about the older audience watching the film so they included a short scene of her taking her top off, which if you watch it, it's a completely pointless scene and you can tell it's only there for the boobs. But man they are great.

Seriously every movie with her in now MUST be in 3D

As I said not much happened this week, but hopefully this week will be a little better, and I'm at work later so maybe so women will have ago at me. Oh I also noticed that in TK the larger sizes are always further away so you have to walk more, is that a hint to some of the "Larger" people in this world?

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

All rights to the images to their respective owners, brap.

My New Blog, My Election and My Hormonal Women

2010-05-04T18:20:00.000+01:00

I have a feeling this week is going to be a slow week in terms of things to Blog about, well until Thursday when we get a new cunt-minister to run this country into the ground even further.

This Blog seems to have gone 'Off the rails' in terms of content, as originally it was meant to be about gaming and making games..and becoming a social outcast. So just to put things back on track I've made a new very boring Blog for people actually interested in making games in the future, it's kinda for college so the Blog isn't gonna be funny or witty but surprisingly for me, very serious.

So its http://imamakesomemodelsmmkay.blogspot.com/. Check it out if you want, but this Blog is the only place to find me slagging off people I hate.

Yes you Justin "I'm a pre puberty, Indie/Scene Kid wannabe, small dicked, chart killing cunt" Bieber. But man he'so sexyyyyyyy <3<3<3<3<3

I feel quite ashamed now as that first part of my Blog was quite serious, so I'll correct this. This Thursday the people of the UK, who are only allowed to vote because they are of a certain age and forget about people who are actually quite mature for their age who should be allowed to vote, get to choose who sits on a thrown of royalty and ego. I'm personally a fan of Lib Dem, but that's only because they aren't trying to jerk off the competition at every chance they get. However I applaud Gordy Baby for slagging off that old woman.

Also I do have to say I'm pretty impressed with the Conservative campaign, they're really picking up the pace...

Aiming for the former world leaders here...

Aiming at the music legends fans...

And just being honest.

So to some it up, the campaign is going well, but I've also been told a lot that girls think Nick Clegg is fit? Is he? Well, here's my opinion

Cunt.

Oooo Fit

Sorry for the mass amount of pictures there, but It's really needed. So I've recently noticed a trend at work, It's seems when I'm on the ladies fitting room all women that shop there see it as an opportunity to let their anger out on me. I mean I've been called a dickhead because apparently I handle clothes aggressively, moaned at because there wasn't enough cubical's, come on 16 clearly isn't enough, also been moaned at because I wasn't in two places at once and swore at down the phone because I was doing my job properly. Do women come into TK Maxx looking for a long-ish haired skinny greb on a fitting room to released their inner bitch at? More than likely, but I'm getting used to it now. So if your ever in TK Maxx, Derby, pop in, I'll probably be on the fitting room and you can let out as much frustration on me as your want.

These should become compulsory

Like I said not much this week, however I did find out that the suspect that failed at setting a car bomb off in New York MIGHT be facing charges, yay for justice.

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

Yeah Yeah all rights to the original owners. I'm a thief

My May, My Tesco Abuse, My Cardboard Cutout and My Queen

2010-05-01T11:22:00.005+01:00

Yo peeps, I would have wrote a new Blog a couple days ago but my Broadband died and stuff, probably because I've been downloading wayyy too much shit music, and then listening to it on my Surround Sound System, which then I played too loud and it like pretty much set on fire and started smoking everywhere. Damn you Futureheads!

You served me well

So back to the Blog, it's been nearly a month since I started this Blog and I've been getting some pretty good reviews for the non-bloggers that I'm associated with, except Dean who hates the Blog because I put that picture of him on it, so I'll probably have to change that soon. So it's a new month, I'm a little rich for the next couple weeks thanks to work, so what is actually gonna happen this month? Well were gonna have a new cunt running out country that's for sure, Red Dead Redemption is coming out and me and the college guys already have plans to set up a clan/posse on the online side of the game when it comes out, so watch out for D-Weaponz bitches. Also the highly acclaimed 3D Dot Game Heroes is set to be released and if your a big retro Nintendo fan I'd recommend you pick it up.

Banksy didn't think of that one

So I was in Tesco the other day in Derby town centre, and I wanted to purchase some nice pastry thing which I never remember the name of, so I went to the self checkout (Because ever since working at TK Maxx I've become addicted to working a till) and some nice looking lady comes over and takes me to a free machine, so I start to find the product and she barges me out the way! Like being really forceful as if we were in some weird bondage scene, she pushed me out the way and said Oh I'll do it, and started to find everything. Didn't she see that I'm pretty young and look like I know how to operate a touch screen till, I'm surprised she didn't put my money in as well because she clearly thought I was thick, and even after I said I know exactly what I'm doing she carried on. So I hear Tesco's new policy is "The customer is a dumb fuck, therefore you must abuse them" I just really wanted to shout "I KNOW HOW TO USE A FUCKING TILL". Maybe she just wanted to feel wanted..

I genuinely feel like this sometimes with that stupid voice they gave the machine

So I started reading the Metro again, because for the past week it's been crap, except the other day there was a story of a woman who got a life sized cut out of her children's dad, after he died, yeah that's quite sad (In the emotional way) however in my childhood I don't think I'd ever want to be emotionally attached to a cardboard cut out. It's just not quite the same, however the pose she chose for him could possibly be the quickest pose to get annoying, seriously if she sleeps with this cut-out then I wouldn't want to wake up to it.

I think I might do this when I die, make sure it's a really stupid pose and just annoy people all the time

Okay, so yesterday we were waiting outside class, and we proposed the question "Would you sleep with The Queen just for bragging rights?" I honestly would say no, she's clearly a respectable lady, however I do have the image of a wizard's sleeve..But would you sleep with her? I mean would you need to be gentle or not, she is pretty old. But the worst part is a lot of my college mates said they would! Why?! You'd have to like "Part the red sea" in order to make a way into the royal entrance. Not cool. But that also reminded me of Peep show when Jeremy had a wank over the queen, now that's class, until the note dropped and it turned to Elgar, we looked on all of our notes yesterday and couldn't find Elgar on them anywhere?! Where has that man gone, or he's probably stuck on the old £20 notes.

Damn you Elgar

So nothing to exciting as always, met some nice new people to talk to at Ynot, blew up my Surround Sound System, Got abused by Tesco staff and I rejected The Queen for a quickie. Yes May so going to be a good month.

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

As always copyrights to their respective owners. Blah Blah

My Craze and My Fried Egg

2010-04-27T14:46:00.004+01:00

Short but sweet one today, I got out of the shower NAKEEDDD! And just wondered about all the things we used to go crazy about at school. There's been quite a few but I'll talk about my favourites.

The first being football stickers, boy didn't we go crazy over them, they were just men on stickers and we used to buy packs and packs of them, then stick them in our little book. However I remember once my mate Branchett never put them in the book but kept them in a huge pile, and one day the wind took them all over the playground. It's events like these that started suicide. However one thing that came from this is a legendary phrase...

Got, got, got, got, got, need, need!, NEED BADLY!

Next I believe was crap, however it did create one of the greatest games of all time, Pokemon. In all fairness the Game Boy games were epic (And I still play them today...) however the trading card game was shit! Did anyone seriously play a propper game? I just collected the rare cards, and just threw away those crappy cards with the fire and grass symbols on it, and managed to get myself a Mew, still in its original packaging ;) Then my Dad threw it away, to think I could be rich now? But no I'm getting robbed in broad daylight by a tramp.

Pure Genius

Next I think it was Beyblades, man they were cool! Just bashing some plastic and metal around was so much fun, and they eliminated the needs for batteries with the little "Rip Cord", man they were cool. But incredibly over-expensive! Like £20 for a thin plastic battle thing. I remember my best friend Kieran brought one and I came round and within an hour his was in pieces, no one could match my trigger, who needed a girlfriend or a car or abs back then, you needed a strong defence plate and powerful attack plastic thing. Then they pretty much got banned from school because they killed people and stuff, then we all went and played Underground Beyblading, sneaking in Beyblades or doing it out in the street making sure the cops don't get us. Oh and then they killed it even more by bringing out battery powered ones..

Let it rip!

Finally one of the best card games, Yu-Gi-Oh, man they were epic. Trying to get all the pieces of X-Saber to end the game, or spending all your pocket money on those things that go on your arm to hold your cards. Saving you life points, but still nobody could test my Blue-Eyes White Dragon, he was unstoppable. But when did Yu-Gi-Oh cards become uncool? When the majority of kids stopped trading stickers and traded for drugs, when you stopped hitting Beyblades together and started stabbing, when you stopped fighting over Pokemon cards and started fighting over sluts. What have we come to?

We will never get this excitement again

Finally a really short one, for the first time ever (Yes I'm 17 and I've never done this) but I fried an egg, and it turned out pretty well as you can see below. Thanks to the lovely lady and the helpless kids on a fine Youtube tutorial I made some fried eggs and toast. I think gaming was a bad choice of career I should be on Masterchef.

Mmm, the flavour on the egg is a real kick, however I do think you could have seasoned it a little more

So I'm probably off to buy some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and Beyblades, so I'll be back later in the week. Bizzzz-EL

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

All rights to the images go to their respective owners

My Stupid Faggy Indie Blog, My Creativity and My New Coat

2010-04-26T14:13:00.002+01:00

I got pretty annoyed today as some twat, who I know will leach off this post and have a quick bust over it later because SOMEBODY ACTUALLY SPOKE ABOUT ME OMGGGG PEEPSZ MUST LIEKZZZ ME. Well apparently because my Blog is called "LifeOfASkinnyIndieKid" it labels me as some faggy Indie Kid. I mean look at me I'm clearly some skinny jean wearing, emo hair styling, skinny top parading computer nerd with no social life. God I need to get my act together :/

One for the wank bank

So onto a proper Blog post this time, as I previously meantioned me and my lovely friend Heather created half of my Where's Wally T-shirt. Below is me looking pretty "Indie & Faggy" in my top. I have to say my overall costume is looking pretty sick at this moment. So if your going to Y-Not make sure you find me! And one lovely lady I spoke to yesterday already has stated she'll jump on me. Score.

Oh and I also found a camping grill and toaster... COMBINED for £15, still it's no Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine.

He's so proud of he got someone else to create it, then got a machine to print his name on it, then got another machine to print him lots of Monnnnayzzzz

Indie Fag.

So finally I got a new coat (Yes it's summer and it's hot but trust me at 7:15am walking towards the 45 bus stop it's damn cold) I'd post a picture of me wearing it, but I think two pictures of me in one Blog would be classed as Porn. (Two pictures one Blog? Oh God reminds me of that time when those girls got a cup and...) I just hope nobody copies my coat and I get socially accepted into the "Scene Kid" tribe that has seemed to of formed around Derby. But then again I could become cool, and get ID and go to really cool clubs and come home at 2am with my Scene Girlfriend. Man what a world that would be.

One day I'd like to bum off these chart killing cunts

So nothing special in my life, except I finished off my 3D environment and created a sickkk new render for it (Pics soon) Kinda makes me wish Blogspot had a built in Photo Album, might need to look into that. Bizzle

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

I'm getting sick of the crappy copyright laws, blah rights are yours, it's a picture and you would want to sue me if I used it, okay.

My Theft, My Bus Girls, My Tekkies and My Darwin

2010-04-23T19:12:00.001+01:00

Before I start I thought I'd mention I might be having a change of layout and making things a bit brighter here (See the yellow logo now) So don't worry I haven't been attacked by the pirates and they've taken over the site.

Damn Pirates

So today Aaron reminded me of the story he told about how he stole from a tramp (Which I'm gonna do if that bastard of a fake tramp doesn't give me my £1.25 back) and met some hot girls who just happened to be running with him, I mean it's pretty bad stealing from a tramp. But then for once Craig brought up a kind of good point, is it worse stealing from a baby than stealing from a tramp? Well there both vulnerable individual unless the tramp is some crazy phys-co I suppose. So leave an anonymous or not anonymous comment at the bottom of the post and tell me what you think.

Which is worse stealing from a baby or a tramp?

If you can't grab the sugar cane off the little African kid take him too

Okay this ones a little odd. So I catch the X38 bus to college, and there's ALWAYS hot girls on the bus, some out of your league some not. But here's on thing, how would you introduce yourself to some girl you only see on the bus? Seriously there must be some guide out there for every situation you could get in with a girl except this maybe. Because I bet there's quite a lot of people out there who see a girl on the bus quite often who they like but can't really find a way to introduce yourself, I mean what can you say "Hey, I always sit on the higher up seats so I can get a good look at your cleavage, fancy a bum?" Yanoe I just don't see that working. Maybe I'll update every so often with some tips for you lonely bus girl loving guys. But I have to admit the girls on the bus are damn hot.

Be careful not to become bus pervs guys or these perfectly straight cops will be up your ass

Okay the other day at college all the computers in our group crashed and pretty much died for a bit, and the funniest thing for me was that ALL the tekkies seemed to rush to the scene as if there was a murder. Seriously the all had to crowd around the computers scratching their heads and nearly having a wank over the situation. I kind of feel sorry for these guys sometime because I don't think anyone likes these people, I don't I once Photoshopped a tekkies head onto Bill Gates lying on some computers and left it by their door. But maybe there total bastards like they are portrayed on the IT Crowd. However the advice "Have you tried turning it off and on again" is invaluable.

OMG GUYS WERE ACTUALLY NEEDED!

So finally on Tuesday after finishing half of my Where's Wally t-shirt for Y-not (Pictures up soon) My lovely fiend Heather introduced me into a fellow Indie Fag like myself, Darwin Deez. I seriously suggest you listen to one of his songs "Radar Detector" as it will get stuck in your head forever and it's actually quite good! However I will worn you the videos kinda odd and well Darwin looks quite odd.

People call me a fag?

Omg. I just realised for once I updated slightly early in the day as usual, which is odd. However I'm quite disappointed by this post as I don't think it's quite as funny as others, but I shall be back soon. So good luck with anyone who finds a girl attractive on the bus and I'll try out a few things and see if it works. Peace out.

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

As always all the rights to the pictures I use go to all the rightful owners, so don't be angry with me. Feel the love.

My Facebook Panic, My Volcanic Ash

2010-04-19T22:22:00.002+01:00

Bit of an unexpected one today, but seen's as it caused such a panic (I'd say even more so than terrorist attacks) I though I'd better Blog about it.

So on the 19th April 2010 Facebook decided to do the unthinkable? And remove the "Become a fan" button and replace it with the "Like" button. However this was clearly a huge mistake, within minutes there were several groups shitting all over the new feature. So why all the panic?! IT'S A FUCKING BUTTON PEOPLE, and even though one of my favorite qoutes of all time is "The outside is for people without the internet" we should really get outside and enjoy life's adventures, like running away from gangs, or defending yourself from muggers and making sure you don't get dragged out of your car on my street.

So after all the complaining and several R.I.P Become A Fan crap, Facebook decided to give in and do a Jesus on all of us and bring it back. To be fair though Jesus was killed and nailed to a wooden cross, then put in some cave blocked by a huge bolder, and "Become A Fan" was restricted by modern day nerdy jobless fags and some coding issues.

Maybe if his disciples created a couple of groups and complained he would have came back quicker

Finally, I thought I might bring the two topics together the whole Volcanic Ash thing and everyone being stranded. So people are complaining because they have to spend a little longer in their holiday environment and have a great excuse for not going to work and school? Right Okay then, but also more people complained about the Facebook change than a worldwide epidemic about a huge volcano stranding Europe's airspace. Yet us "Gamers" get blamed for playing games and being on a computer most of the day yet were not the people complaining about a little button that actually doesn't mean anything.

I don't care if were stranded...I JUST WANT MY BUTTON BACK!

Oh, on a very small note I played The Lost and The Dammed, and saw the controversial penis that's shown on screen, and I have to say it's pretty well textured, however it worries me to how they got the textures for the penis :/

Damn, their modelling team at Rockstar is good

Sorry for being un-eventful today, so I'll keep my blogs spaced out to keep more in but this just had to be blogged about. Also there's a push to bring this silly show called "The 11 'O' Clock Show" man that host was a genius but shouldn't you go "Out On Top"?

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Party, My Matt Smith, My George Washington

2010-04-18T20:08:00.000+01:00

Well it's been a while since I last posted but a couple of things have happened in the meantime.

First, on Saturday night I went to a party in Derby at some place called The Venue, it was pretty damn good, except the DJ kept playing the worst music ever, except maybe a couple of tunes. However even though we pestered and pestered him he wouldn't play "Gay Bar" by Electric Six, was it because there were 3 year old's about? No. Or was it because The Venue was clearly straight. No. It was because he'd never heard of it. How could you not of heard it?! Next time I'm off to Curzons..

I've got something to put in you...

So I finally got round to watching the new series of Doctor Who, and even though it's pretty impossible to beat David Tennant I have to say Matt Smith is just about as good, and he's weird which is a big plus. I did notice that when they picked the new Doctor they went with the theme that most of the country have, a long-ish haired weirdo, which if you walk around the streets of the UK you'll find a lot of these. So when will we have an emo Doctor then? They seem all the rage.

Oh Yeahhhhhh

Also believe it or not, WE ACTUALLY LEARNT SOMETHING AT COLLEGE! It's crazy we learnt about UV Maps, but for now it's not too important so I'll give it it's own little bit when I've used them a bit more mmmkay.

This time it wasn't the Metro it was BBC news that gave me a good laugh. It's about how George Washington has acquired a $300,000 (£195,000) fine for having 2 books overdue in The New York Society Library. But that isn't the best bit, it's the quote given from the library "We will not pursue the fine, we would simply like the books back" Aha! You do realise he's dead right?

If only he used Google, then there'd be no need for books

And finally GTA: Episodes From Liberty City came out on the PS3, and I paid £5 for it ;) I recently brought an R4 card (Meaning I can download DS games and play them) So I decided to trade in Animal Crossing, Deal or No Deal and Brain Training into HMV and got a tasty £25 for them. Made my day :D

Now I can laugh and throw the money I saved above my head

So not a lot to talk about, hopefully I'll be back soon-ish with more stuff, but I'd like to take a minute to thank my new European friends who visit my blog thanks to Artiom and his Russian, Belerausian and Lithuanian friends

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

My Photoshop Disappointment, My Hobo & My Romanian Immigrant

2010-04-13T21:12:00.000+01:00

So just a couple things happened in the past couple of days, some funny some not.

So the BIG launch of CS5 including Photoshop and it's amazing new tools, so after making me and my girlfriend sit through an HOUR yes and HOUR of some guy ranting about how amazing it is and how you should buy it, and also some really weird guy who is incredibly enthusiastic, however it's kind of weird I actually see myself in him. But after all of this they tell us you won't be able to buy it for another month. I'm sorry a month? And it's £2000, and you wonder why people torrent your programs. You fail Adobe.

Yep, Like looking into the future, and over-enthusiastic geek, who writes a blog and bums off Photoshop

So a couple weeks ago I went to The Vic, and I was standing outside when a random hobo came up to me and my mates and asked for money, he promised he wouldn't spend it on drugs and would by a Big Mac, so i gave him £1.25 because I'm nice like that. Then today I found a Facebook group about him and found out he's not homeless and he makes up to £200 a day! I'm slaving away at work earning that a month while he dresses up as a tramp and earns more than me. This man is either a genius or a complete bastard. So basicly I paid a rich man to make me even poorer than I already am. Lovely

Get Him.

Finally I was reading the most fucked up paper since my blog, The Metro, not only does it tell me in my horoscopes to be selfish and stop looking for women, but it also tells me the most stupid stories anyone could ever hear. "I had a Romanian Migrant living in my shed" Not only does the title make you 'LOL' immeadtly the rest of the story is gold. In it explain how she saw a myseterious figure in her garden heading to the shed, so she looked in the shed and found the Romanian Migrant in her shed, and what was his reply? He stuck up his thumbs and said 'Nice Shed' Hahaha, now that is a story. However according to the paper this wasn't the best part of the story, he even used the right recycling bins when he finished drinking out of cans. Well I think we can all hope that our migrants use the right recycling bin, who cares if there invading our country as long as they save the planet. Ahhh nice migrant.

Strike a pose

Well that's all that's happened so far, I'm back at college tomorrow because the college screwed us out of a two week holiday :/ But I shall return when I start reading the Metro again. Peace out

TheSkinnyIndieKid
Chris

My Samaritan, My W.O.W Arguements, My Moustache Yoghurt , My Grand Theft Auto

2010-04-11T22:44:00.004+01:00

This is probably going to be a short one, until college when more eventfull things happen :D

Today I helped some lady at work take a mirror to her car, and it made me think, how many people would do this if they weren't in a job. I doubt many people would, so as she took an extra 20 mins because she is possibly the slowest driver ever, I just wondered how many people do favours for random people, or would they simply knife them and rob their money? Then it occurred to me most of the time you don't know who they are or what they are gonna do simply because some random woman came up to me and asked me if I knew a taxi? Err no I have humans friends thanks. Why not ask this guy...

I was looking for the guy who married a car, so his best man was probably a taxi. But this is just so odd, and yes his weiner is in the exhaust pipe.

So Friday night/ Saturday Morning me and a couple people had a huge argument with some wow fag. All because he can't keep his nose out of everybody's business. With comebacks like "I'm quite popular on my server" I think it's fair to say what the out come of this was. But what's the point of playing WOW, then again what's the point of playing any games? (Craig will probably bum off that last line) In games like WOW you pay to run around endlessly firing magic at fictional objects, why pay to do that when you can just dress up and kick over a few garden gnomes with a Harry Potter wand in your hand. Simple. I do have to argue that playing games can be good to act out the things you shouldn't do in real life, for example run over a couple of prostitutes in GTA is acceptable yet in real life its frowned upon. So I spose games aren't all that bad.

Everybody Panic it's a Lv 80 Troll Priest :O

So I went on BBC News to see if anything funny is happening in this fucked up world. Well yes there was, Some Greek man is suing a Turkish Yoghurt company because they used his face on their packaging?! I'll link the picture up at the end of this, and trust me you would not want to eat yoghurt out of this pot with this man's face. But why take a picture of a Greek man, what is their marketing strategy, and out of all the things in the world they could have used to promote their yoghurt this is honestly the last thing you would choose.

Now that is a Moustache/Beard to be proud of

Finally tonight and quite shocking for me and anyone that lives near me is that the other day some guy at the end of my street was in his car, he stopped at the end of my street and two guys grabbed him out of his car and jacked his car! WTF Seriously if you know where I live you'll know its probably protected by God because I haven't even seen a youth having a fag on my street in some years, and now this. Seriously Alvaston is the last place where this would happen, I just hope Rockstar see's this and takes advantage.

I see it now...

Well I'll probably be back in the week, after Photoshop CS5 has been released OMG WOOOP :D Yay. Bye peeps

TheSkinnyIndieKid
Chris

My Pokemon Patch, My Freddos, My Amstell & My Zeeb

2010-04-09T23:23:00.002+01:00

Evening Mortals,

So today I finally got chance to play Pokemon Soul Silver (Yes I'm tight, brought an R4 and waited for the patch and today I used it) Yet I was quite surprised it's lost its touch a little, to be fair I was fine walking around with my Blastoise, Pigey, Gastly and Hitmonlee, then suddenly they bombard us with 57463736 more people to catch. How the fuck am i going to live out my childhood dream of becoming a Pokemon Master if you keep adding more Pokemon to the Pokedex, yes maybe it saves jobs for all the millions of people who have to create all those Pokeballs but seriously what was wrong with the first 151?!

You think stealing kids is bad, that guy steals Pokemon

Not only that I did have a great laugh from calling my rival an incredibly racist name (However myself I am not a racist) Then my rivals 'mom' asking me "Have you seen my little *****" (Add you own word in there) From then on i had to restart my game because I couldn't play it seriously.

If i'm not careful the Squirtle Squad will be on my ass

Still I'm now on the hunt for an old style Game Boy Colour (One that's pretty cool looking and can sit next to my Famicom Special Edition Micro :D:DD:D:D::D:) So looks like I'm off to Ebay with my hard earned money by standing at a fitting room while blind people try on incredibly expensive crappy clothes, when there's a New Look, River Island and a Topman near by.

This kids got the right idea

/Nerd Fest Over

So my next point and disgraceful point, even more so than yesterdays comedy knighthoods, is the recent increase in the price of Freddos to 17p! (Yes this is old news but i only started blogging the other day :/) Don't you remember the days when you looked in your pocket and found 10p change left, therefore you brought a Freddo. But who the hell has 17p change on them?! Whats so special about them now that they must be 7p extra, is there 7p extra chocolate? Maybe if they cut the crap out of the packaging on Easter eggs (For example I got a Creme Egg one which was meant to have 4 Creme Eggs, instead I got a huge cardboard box with shitty crosswords, which to be fair were challenging, and 2 Creme Eggs! 2! not 4! 2!)

Therefore i am clearly outraged.

A hug from that is worth 17p

On the gaming career front I advanced in two ways, I pretty much completed my design proposal for 6 models and to be fair my layout and design was amazing :D Yet I had the trouble of creating a low poly camera/killing/telescope machine called a Zeeb. Why did I choose this? Because I chuckle inside every time I hear the name Zeeb, and because the picture I based it off is pretty damn cool!

I'm meant to try and model that?

Also I found a Rockstar Mug for a nifty price of £3.99 on the Internet Highway, so I may purchase this. That doesn't really have anything to do with my gaming career, but if I turned up to Rockstars office with a Rockstar mug it would certainly save them money on having to buy me one when they hire me. Gotta love cost cutting.

My ticket to the games industry

And finally I got my beloved Simon Amstell DVD, "Nevermind The Buzzcocks : Best of Simon Amstell" which there wasn't one point in it where I didn't laugh out loud (I didn't wanna put LOL because that's just too faggy) And I definitely recommend it, however the guy I brought it off on Ebay, then brought it off Amazon and just changed the postal address to me the cheap bastard. Luckily Simon is bringing out his stand up DVD at the end of the year, and then i shall finally see my hero when he goes back on tour and I get tickets :') Man I actually think I'd turn gay for him.

I am an Anti-Christ, ...And I am an anarchist

Well I apologize for not being as funny or entertaining as usual, but you can't put all your eggs in one basket? That sounded great in my head. But hopefully I'll be back soon with some more entertaining news.

TheSkinnyIndieKid
Chris

As always all rights to the images to their original owners

My Sequels, My Knighthood & My Drumkit

2010-04-08T20:56:00.001+01:00

I wasn't planning on writing today, simply because their isn't a lot to report on, hopefully after I'm back at college I'll be able to talk more (Which is either a good or bad thing) However some things today got me, two of my loves :') Comedy and Gaming.

One thing is sequels in gaming, it's a top current trend in todays market (With Cod 7, GH 6 coming out it's a bit obvious, however one thing in common is Activision is behind them both) I have to say one thing they seem to miss is how much money brand new games make, For example Heavy Rain, Alan Wake, Little Big Planet and Uncharted. Yet some of these are going to have sequels it still has the point that brand new games create a lot of interest and money, so why aren't the big companies doing this?

Activision, They will shit all over your favourite franchise

Ofcourse it's for the money, and Modern Warfare 2 proved this, but why not milk those franchises to death AND create a brand new franchise, because right now a lot of people including me are loosing faith in the games industry for it's lack of variety, I don't want to see FPS after FPS unless there's something completely new, instead of re-painting the Call of Duty theme. We all jump at these new games because their fresh and not stale, and unless you can create a sequel that has the basic formula of the first but adds something fresh then why continue? (Naughty Dog, Harmonix and Rockstar are good examples of these)

MMMMM...Rain Graphics

Maybe some people will dis-agree with Rockstar but look at their latest new line-up, Red Dead Redemption which looks amazing, LA Noire and Agent, 2 out of 3 fresh games, and one completely revolutionising the western genre.

However I'll stop ranting about that now :D

My next point, and one quite frankly disgraceful is the lack of knighthoods for comedians which have created a great image for our country, the likes of The Two Ronnies, Bruce Forsyth and Tommy Cooper (Sorry if I missed out some greats) how is it these haven't been knighted?! Is their some hidden law that banishes all comedians from knighthoods? Because I've seen some people knighted that a lot won't even know, but I bet if you mention those people above 9/10 will recognise them, why? because we've all laughed at them at some point and they've lead the way for today's batch of comedians. So I don't get why we can't honour them with our highest award for putting a smile on our face everyday of the week.

I'll knight them myself, Sir Ronnie Corbett & Sir Ronnie Barker

My final point is an update on my Rockband Drumkit, which I'm quite pleased about :D 90% of it is complete apart from the bass pedal which won't take long as i just need to plot some points, make some polygons and find a Youtube tutorial to make the wire. Then however comes the long part of texturing, which I shall do after I have mastered Alpha Maps and UV Unwrapping, which hopefully I'll learn at college, but more than likely we'll just make production logs all day YAY Were gonna be well prepared for the Games Industry.

Not bad I suppose

Well thats my rant over for today, and hopefully I'll have more updates when shitty "Moodle" at college is back up. I shall have to write and angry email! That will surely get my point across :| On another note I finally got to watch The Great Escape, and WOW thats amazing, if only someone else watched this and got some tips...

Should have dug a tunnel after getting into the hole Saddam :/

TheSkinnyIndieKid
Chris

As always I didn't steal the images and all the rights are yours and thank you for putting your images on the internet so I can use them, I love you

My Dean Smith, My Google Reusable Ceramic Takeaway Mug, My ^^

2010-04-07T10:54:00.009+01:00

Morning Bloggers ^^

Okay this is a random one today, since I added Dean Smith to my blog yesterday I thought I would be nice if I included him in his own blog post, because I know he will love it :D Hopefully...Or he will send ships to take me away from this text based web browsing games ;)

So far you know about him wearing his infamous tank top, and the reasoning to this was because it was emergency clothing, which shall never be worn again. However me and the manz (Guys) at college still love Dean and his antics. Is it because he plays Text Based Games on the internet at college? No. Is it because he still doesn't have the internet at home and has to go round his mums? No. Or even is it because he perms his hair to become a hot emo kid like me? Maybe.

But still we love Dean because he's a tea drinking, moaning, non-council meeting, Call of Duty Veteranist, Somebody who is impossible to contact, beard dwelling, opportunity seeking, and life loving big huggable bear.

Yes we all love Dean.

Now I’ve let off my love emotions for the day I’ll continue. Yesterday I went on www.googlestore.com to see if there are any new items I could possible waste my money on, and yes I was amazed to see a Google Reusable Ceramic Takeaway Mug which will go very nicely next to my Google mug (See TheCoolList).

Pure genius

They honestly think of anything and everything, which also is a huge advantage to me and my tea drinking lovers, simply by reusing this mug we save the environment and the trees are happy. Yay for trees.

Not what I expected from Google Images...

And on behalf of my ego I thank Google for allowing me to brag some more about how Google will eventually take on the world. Google Internet, Google Mugs/Flasks, Google Beanbags, Google Umbrellas, Google Wave, Watch out Microsoft because Google's gonna shove a Google branded stick up your ass. Also with a Youtube Store up there as well there's trouble a-brewing.

My final point of this and probably today is My ^^, you'll probably see this more often and usual and no it's not a mistake or me being a fag at typing it’s a cool little face I have on my MSN, I actually have no idea what it's meant to look like but it seems happy yet kind of smug, so it will do for now until I start using the ;D face more.

Best Face Ever.

So my peeps, I’m afraid no update on my games industry career yet, except I have a proposal document to conger up in the next few hours while watching the best bits of Simon Amstell.

TheSkinnyIndieKid

Chris

Also just in case anyone tries to sue me for any of the images I used, I'm sorry but the rights are still all yours :D

My Bedtime, My Where's Wally & My Magic Bevel

2010-04-06T23:30:00.003+01:00

So my last post for today in which I shall wrap up any final thoughts I have, of which are quite mixed and connected.

So at the end of my first day of Blogging I come to a few things...

I went on the Ynot forum (Which I can't wait for) and met some real nice people on there who also added me as a friend on Facebook (And ofcourse the more FaceyB friends I have the cooler it makes me look) Not just that but I would be nice to see people there I kind of know, which isn't against the friends/people who just invited themselves I'm going with.

Leading onto this is my costume for Ynot, as there is usually a theme to go with the festival (which therefore means people will be going in the same genre of outfit) gives me the opportunity to stand out, and what better way to do so than dress up as Where's Wally (Hopefully nobody will steal my idea, but hey I said it first dammit!) And my close friends know I love dressing up. However I may yet give the outfit an Indie/Emo twist with Skinnies ect.

This then weirdly leads onto my final point of the night...
(For all non 3D Modellers/Wannabes just quit to the end) So I created the Wizard from Wheres Wally in Lightwave (Yes my college is tight to not have 3DS but Lightwave's a good program for beginners and I can continue to learn 3DS, Maya, ZBrush and improve my above average skills in Photoshop...OMG CS5 VERY SOON!)

I decided to use the "Magic Bevel" tool which my lovely not gay tank-top wearing friend Dean boasted about, however I really don't see the point? It just creates a tube which gets smaller the more you move it along? How could that be helpful? If there are any Magic Bevel Gurus reading this please do explain.

Yes..This is Dean

I have to admit it does a good job of creating a wizard hat and beard so I can't fault it on that, but I'm still curious as to where the "Magic" bit comes into it.

Well to wrap up my thoughts I've been playing with a useless tool, making a costume, listening to peoples troubles, expanding my friends list, spending time with the Mrs, watching IT Crowd, so really tomorrow should be a great day right?

TheSkinnyIndieKid
Chris

My First Blog Post :O

2010-04-06T21:22:00.001+01:00

Well, Hai Im Chris Rumsey and this is my Blog

I spose i should explain things about me before i go on random rants on this blog,

Im 17 and from the UK (So back of pedos) And im currently trying to be a Games Developer :D:D:D My dream job bascily, therfore im not one of those n00bs who go OMGGG I COMPLETED COD ON VETERAN THAT MEANS I CAN MAKE GAMES ¬¬ i think not.

My blog name might make some people believe that i think of myself as an "Indie Kid" however i got called a skinny indie kid on Formspring, so clearly thats what i am right?

I cba really to explain more about me as it will all be explained throughout my various blog posts.

Okay so i'll finally start my blog.

My Adventure In Becoming A Games Designer

So i found out that my Easter Holiday, of which i thought i had plenty of time to do work has now been shortened, so i have to fit in Sheehaning (Being with my girlfriend) College Work, Work and having a social life, spose i could just like a couple status on Facebook as that counts as a social life.

So i have loads of coursework to do, which half seems pointless but to get where you want to go you have to crawl though shit right? Just like that guy did in Shawshank Redemption. I'd so rather make 3D Models all day (Like my current project the Rockband Drumkit) than make production logs and low-poly models.

/Rant

Ahh i've gone on long enough now, ill update some more later so you can all perv on my life.

TheSkinnyIndieKid
Chris